Category Humour/Satire

My AC is shitting ice

Fasting in Qatar is way better than fasting in Pakistan. No matter how hot it is outside, inside your home, your office, your car you always have one thing to count on: AC Unless you have my luck and your AC gives up on you.  Ramzan has crazily messed up my scheduled. I wake up […]


Hoping the giant zit on your chin will disappear just because it’s shoot day at work and all the pictures taken today would be displayed on your international website and stay there for years.. The zit may disappear tomorrow but not today..

Praablam customer

I am thinking of suggesting my training manager to send our employees to Karwa’s main office, in order to better our customer service skills. Have you ever been in a Karwa? I am in awe of the way they treat their customers!* I recently took a trip to Villagio and decided to visit one of […]

Pride and language

Two people from Mecaland having dinner in a restaurant. Man 1: “How was your weekend with your family?” Man 2: “Oh it was very enjoyable! I didn’t know staying at a hotel could be so much fun. I mean, forget the clean bedsheets and the 24/7 room service. I had so much fun tormenting the […]

High moment 

When you’re so depressed about life that the highest moment of the day is that you own the same piece of clothing as one of the stars from your favourite show. I don’t even like her. But her wardrobe is SPOT ON.

Don’t be that customer..

  And ff you’re having a coughing fit, the least you can do is cover your mouth. And that’s not just being a good customer, that’s called having manners. Thank you.

This is why you don’t send nudes over Whatsapp

We have come to the point in our lives where everyone who works for a decent enough company has a whatsapp work group. The group that is “ting-ing” all the time because there is “Oh so much to share”. I wake up to it and I sleep to it. There are people messaging in the […]

Hey you, future hotelier!

Dear you, You. You there who wants to pursue a career in hospitality! I know what you’re thinking. You’ll complete your degree and land a job in a five-star hotel and everything would be hunky dory. Your guests would adore you and sing your praises. Your boss will love you and grant you extra holidays. You’ll get […]

Did anyone say sleazeball?

I love swearing. I do. It comes naturally to me and if I can swear in front of you, then you know we are really, really tight. Having said that, I refrain from swearing while at work. With the guests, I mean. Not my team mates. OF COURSE NOT. Are u kidding me? They need […]

The Power Of Our Tits

I saw my new uniform yesterday and though I don’t look that bad in it because my face is nice, I hated it. The sole reason to get us out of coats and make us wear nice, smart blazers was to ensure that girls looked like girls with girlish bodies and men looked like men […]

If You Murder Someone..

It’s gonna come and bite you in the ass.  Specially, if you call up a director and let him make a documentary on it. That’s what happened to Robert Durst. The film All Good Things is inspired by the life of Durst and the murders he allegedly committed. The movie shoes a young , wealthy […]

What Is A Movie Without Nachos?

Other than writing a guest post at Adi’s blog, this Valentine’s day I went to watch a movie with an old friend of mine. Despite of reminding him a billion times about buying the ticket beforehand, there we were, stuck at the movie counter, trying to decide between two Indians movies and an English animated […]

Oh No You Didn’t (Ryan Gosling Style)

Google don’t (yes, don’t not doesn’t) deal so well with long search words. I spent the whole day going through it’s result for “How To Revenge From Your Manager Who Is A D***, Hated By Half Of The Department And Is A Complete Tool Because He Insulted Me In Front Of The Whole Lobby Yesterday” but […]

Sometimes I Wish I Had A D***

I am going to be a total biatch and say what’s exactly on my mind: I think old people should be blocked from Facebook. The “Old people” in question is my Nan. Once upon a time, I thought of her as cool. Once upon a time, I was very naive. If you see her, you […]

A Letter To My Boss’s Mistress

Dear Mistress, I hope you’re having just another one of your lazy days. Again. I’m writing this to you because I have been going over this and over this in my mind and I just can’t contain these feelings no more. I think when I say this, I speak for all of us at work: […]