And I think I may have chosen the wrong career field. You see, my job requires me to be humble, an epitome of politeness, a breath of fresh air. The management pays me (poorly, though) to be the perfect lady, with the perfect smile, who laughs at the guest’s funny (or not so funny) jokes in an attempt to make them feel special and cared for.
I’m such a disappointment.
Of course, it doesn’t mean that I say rude things to the guest’s face. Even if I have to keep a hand on my mouth to stop me from saying so. I do, however, fantasize about beating the rude ones with a bat or something.
And I don’t entirely blame the people. Sure, they are all hypocrites, narrow minded, assholes but the fault lies with me too. I’m incredibly picky when it comes to people. I don’t do the instant-mix-thing: meeting someone for the first time and acting like “besties” five minutes later. I take a long, long while to let people in.
In general, I hate most human beings. But there are some qualities that I just can’t stand:
1. Slow Walkers
You ever wonder why all the people who like to walk fast get stuck behind the slow ones? It’s fate. You just can’t escape it.
If you’re a follower, you should know why.
Nobody likes them. See, I have had my fair share of liars in the past who have given me nothing but painful memories and trust issues. So if you lie to me, the chances of us being friends seem puuurrttyy skint.
4. People who say “I have to tell you something” and then trail off
You have to ask why would someone say they have to tell you something and then just go “Oh okay,nevermind”, after creating a hype. Like, seriously, why?It’s torture.
I don’t have a sister and I never had female cousins either. Not the ones that I liked, anyway. So I’m not familiar with this borrowing procedure and neither do I want to be. I hate it when people ask me for a particular lip gloss of mine that I haven’t even tried yet or the pair of heels that still has the price tag on. It makes me feel like I have a leech stuck to my skin.
6. Touching my phone
No one touches my phone. No one. It’s “my” phone for a reason. And anyway, why would anyone want to touch someone else’s phone?
7. Fake people
Need I say more?
I absolutely hate waiting for someone, since I’m almost never late for anything. I have zero patience. I can’t wait for anything- be it a phone call or something that someone has to tell me. I know curiosity kills the cat. But I’d rather they kill me than keep me in the dark.
Not the word. Just the people who over use literally, in literally every freaking sentence. Specially the ones whose first language is English. C’mon guys!
I know I said I disliked people in the beginning, but it didn’t include you guys. Actually, you guys are the best.
I still won’t allow anyone of you to touch my phone, though.
What are your pet peeves? Do you( like me) get irritated easily? Do you also have zero tolerance? Does this post make me seem like a difficult person?